TITLE: Ficlet: hmmmm
AUTHOR: Second Slayer
E-MAIL ADDRESS: secondslayer@panatropic.net
RATING: PG-13
PAIRING: B/G connotations..
DISCLAIMER: It all belongs to Joss, the WB, UPN, Fox, Mutant Enemy and anybody else who feels they own it.
SUMMARY: I liked the line from Alice in the Dilbert cartoon: ARRGH! I have Dilbert and sex in the same part of my brain! I saw it just after I saw the season 5 finale...
FEEDBACK: Go on then.

Hmmmmm….warm, smells nice…. She began idly fiddling with a little lump that was under the fingers of her left hand. Slowly the fact that she had just woken up naked, in bed with a man, crept into her mind. Well that’s a first she thought, bitterly. She tried to remember the previous night, and all she could remember was her own death.

Still dead? she wondered, Snuggly man my reward? Then she decided that it was more like her luck that Spike had somehow resurrected her. And grown chest hair. The snuggly man smelt familiar…but not Spike or Angel, nothing dead…there was a heartbeat…and he was breathing, quietly… Xander? Not snoring. That left boys from college…none of the ones she knew well enough had chest hair. Oh well.

To enjoy the snugglies or to find out who it is? she realised after a few moments that she’d been idly running her fingers over his chest and stomach… nice…. The soft hair was new. His stomach was a little soft, but there was hard muscle beneath… she decided soft fluffy tummies were of the good.

Come on Buffy… we need to know, here… can’t keep molesting a stranger…. She opened her eyes, propped herself up on her elbow while she waited for her eyes to adjust to the darkness. The first thing she saw was her claddagh ring, on his necklace. The second thing was his face.

Oh my god. She thought, looking around frantically for clothes. I have Giles and snugglies in the same part of my brain!

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