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#1 - Cheeseman Challenge



The Challenge...

I want a fic with Giles/Cheese Man.
That's right. You heard me. The Cheese Man.
You can still have him paired with your usual ship if you MUST,
but he's gotta have a thing for, or a fling with The Cheese Man.

And it must include the following...

1. - Giles uttering the words - "Fear not my friends, for the Cheese Man cometh."
2. - A reference to Real California Cheese ("it's THE Cheese") or the California Happy Cows. And yes, they can even be vampire cows!
(link - http://www.realcaliforniacheese.com/ )
3. - Someone saying - "Behold...the power of cheese."
4. - One of the characters wearing the cheese (cuz "it does not wear me") and ONLY the cheese.
5. - An appearance by The Cheese Man's evil twin brother The Velveeta Man
(Because Velveeta is not really cheese...it's the anti-cheese)

Would like to see, but isn't a must...

1. - Giles (and others if you want) singing "Sunshine Day," that irritating little didy by the Brady Bunch kids.
2. - The Cheese Man slapping one of the Scoobies upside the head and telling them to STOP WHINING!
3. - Mention of or usage of Easy Cheese (bonus points if it involves sex)
(this site at least has a picture of a can in case you're wondering what the HELL I'm talking about - http://www.employees.org/~patrick/cheese/ )
4. - Argument over which is better...Cheese Nips or Cheeze-its


Okay...that's all I can come up with ATM, so go forth my children and writith of the fic. ;)



Here endith the challenge





RESPONSES


Da Cheese Man PG
Mystery Author
OK, I wrote this at 4am ;-)
it makes NO sense at all!
Cheese Man Challenge fic.
Implied Slash

Lactose Intolerance R
Elixie
This is in answer to
Dusty's challenge
Slash





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