The Watcher's Council is going to have Giles' Green Card taken away,
so Giles and Buffy get married. The investigators determine that the
marriage is a sham. Buffy and Giles end up arguing about each other's
answers in front of the investigators. When the investigators hear
them fighting, they change their decision, figuring that only a
married couple (or lovers) would argue like they do.

Some of the questions being asked need to be silly,
like asking about their toothpaste, what they eat for breakfast,
what color socks they are wearing, or other questions that no one would expect to be asked.

Buffy and Giles should to fight over the most trivial questions.

They don't have to end up as lovers at the end, but it would be nice.

Any rating is fine. Just, please, make this a funny fic.

Michelle